Just Jiggles

Some New Jokes
i)
There was a student who was desirous of taking
admission for the IIM course. He was smart enough to get through the written test, a GD and was to appear for the personal interview.
Later, as the interview progressed, the interviewer found this boy to be bright since he could answer all the questions correctly. The interviewer got impatient and decided to corner the boy "Tell me your choice," he said to the boy "What's your choice? I shall either ask you ten easy questions or ONE real difficult one. Think well before you make up your mind!"
The boy thought for a while and said my choice is ONE real difficult question."
"Well, good luck to you ,you have made your own choice!" said the man on the opposite side. "Now tell me this. What comes first, Day or Night?"
The boy was jolted first but he waited for a while and said, "It's the DAY sir!"
"How?????????" the interviewer was smiling at last. "I got you" he said to himself.
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"
And the admission for the course was thus secured:)

ii)
Amitabh Bachchan is questioning a guy on Kaun Banega Crorepati.
Amitabh: "Meri company ka naam kya hain?" Options : A: Infosys, B: Wipro, C: ABCL, D: Hindustan Lever.
Participant: "ABCL"
Amitabh: "Sure?"
Participant: "Sure."
Amitabh: "Confident?"
Participant: "Yes confident."
Amitabh: "Computerji 'ABCL' ko tala laga do."
Computer: "Abe gadhe ABCL ko 2 saal se tala laga hua hai!"


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1)NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars.
Only one person could go, and he will not return to Earth.The first applicant, an American engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going."A million dollars", he answered, "because I wish to donate it to M.I.T."The next applicant, a Russian doctor, was asked the same question.He asked for two million dollars. "I wish to give a million to my family, he explained, "and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research."The last applicant was a Indian politician (Lallu Yadav). When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer's ear, "Three million dollars.""Why so much more than the others?" the interviewer asked.The IndianPolitician replied, $1 million is for you, I'll keep $1million, and we'll give the American engineer $1million and send him to Mars."

2)A Bihari hat-seller who was passing by a forest decided to take a napunder one of the trees,
so he left his whole basket of hats by the side. A few hours later, he woke up and realized that all his hats wereg one.He looked up and to his surprise, the tree was full of monkeys and they had taken all his hats. The Bihari sits down and thinks of how he can getthehats down. While thinking he started to scratch his head. The next moment,the monkeys were doing the same. Next, he took down his own hat, themonkeysdid exactly the same. An idea came to him, he took his hat and threwit onthe floor and the monkeys did that too. So he finally managed to getall hishats back.
Fifty years later, his grandson, Laloo, also became a hat-seller andhadheard this monkey story from his grandfather. One day, just like his grandfather, he passed by the same forest. It was very hot, and he tookanap under the same tree and left the hats on the floor.
He woke up and realized that all his hats were taken by the monkeys on the tree. He remembered his grand father's words, started scratching hisheadand the monkeys followed. He took down his hat and fanned himself andagainthe monkeys followed. Now, very convinced of his grandfather's idea,Laloothrew his hat on the floor but to his surprise, the monkeys still heldon toall the hats. Then one monkey climbed down the tree, grabbed the haton thefloor, gave him a slap and said.......................
"##,You think only you have a grandfather?

3)
NASA was getting ready to launch a very important space shuttle. The scientists and engineers checked and double checked everything to make sure that things are fine.However, on the day of our launch, something seemed to be wrong. The rocket gave all sorts of noise but never took off even an inch from the ground. The engineers were puzzled because they could not figure out the problem.Finally, there was an Indian scientist who offered to help. The NASA people were desperate by that time and agreed to do anything."Tilt the rocket 45 degrees to the right" said the Indian scientist. The engineers were puzzled but did it anyway."Bring it back to vertical position" the Indian said. The engineers did."Now start the engines" he said. And surprise, the rocket took off and flew into outer space!Everybody congratulated him and asked him how he knew what to do. He replied - "It is very simple. This is what we always do with our scooters in India".
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