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Comedy Kings In 'The Great Indian Laughter Challenge IV'

Girls profiles taken from shaadi.com and some more..

1)
Ultimate…. ……… ….I bet u can’t stop laughing.

These are Girls profiles taken from shaadi . com These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and
spelling errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!

Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail…
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Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my
home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalore.. if u like me u welcome to my heart…
when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident or
send u letter..
Thanks
yours Regards Sowmya
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I want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
(Wut Homework?)
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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a
first step of love. I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i.
Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ……..hold my hand forever !!!
(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)
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I am simple girl. I have lot of problemin my life because of my lucknow i am looking one boy he care me
and love me lot lot lot
(I don’t know why but this is one of my favorites)
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I want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast
(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell…)
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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY
,THEY ARE
1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION
3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY
TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing {laughing})
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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he would be called the man of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)
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I love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate
ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of “ok”. The person is suffering from “Ok-syndrome”)
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I am pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father & mother sister completely married
(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married ‘completely’ ?)
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my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(height of desperation! J )
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iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(No comments)
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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily. i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good’.
i expect the good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted …
(but credit cards not accepted..?? ?)
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I am Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social service.
(Zebra..???)
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2)
Don’t marry software girl

Never marry a Testing girl since she always doubts U.
Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.
Never marry a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.
Never marry a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.
Never marry a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.
Never marry a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.
Never marry a UNIX girl, she always dump u with a core.
Never marry a PASCAL girl, she always scolds u as rascal.
Never marry a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.
Never marry a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles.

Better marry a girl NOT belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY

MARRY A GIRL FROM A “HARD”WARE FAMILY, THEN………


and.........

some more jokes on http://worldoftimepass.com/general/dont-marry-software-girl/

Software Shayri by Software Majanu..

Hello All,

I got this Interesting shayari while surfing..
I Enjoyed..Very Nice one..

Software Shayri

Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho Ash,
Phir bhi tumhe dekh kar mera, system hota hai crash

Jo Sadiyaon se hota aaya hai woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga...

Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain aur lonely hain...
Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain...

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye

Tumhare samne hain itney items kabhi hame bhi pick karo...
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...

Roz subha hum karte hai itne pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain jaise 0 ERRORS but 5
>>>>WARNINGS...

Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!