Sunday, May 31, 2009

Ø Special offer……..Bring a chit on exam day, scratch and show it to your nearest teacher and win free trip to Principal’s office and enjoy 3 years vacation at home.
Hurry offer valid until exams only….

Ø It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write our exam once (excluding supplementary). Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees.
Say NO to EXAMS

Ø Student’s declaration at the end of answer paper. Reminds me of Disclaimer Notices!
“I hereby declare that answers written above r true 2d best of mine & my friend’s knowledge & I claim no responsibility whatsoever 4any mistakes. Whatever I have written is truly fictitious & any resemblance with the Subject Matter is purely Coincidental.”

And some more jokes @ Jokes Laughter All the Way

Indian Team Spirit

Sehwag ki maa ko bulao,
Sachin ko Pepsi pilao,
Ganguly ko Chawanprash khilao,
Dhoni ke baalo mein Gel lagao,
Dravid ko castorl pilao

KAISE BHI INDIA KO JITAO



Irade hai nek, hosle hai buland,
kasam hai hindustan ki ,



phir wohi jalwa dikhaenge,
Murlitharan ki ball ko
stadium ke bahar pahuchayenge….



aaj ek ball aur khel lo ,
aaj ek bat aur pakad lo ,
aaj ek wicket aur le lo ,
aaj ek match aur jeet lo…



aaj bas aaj…



kya pata kal INDIA World Cup mein ho na ho……



let us all pray for India….

Poem For Newly Wedded Couple--Realastic

Dear Friends,
this is something for the Newly Wedded couples

abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha,

khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,

khushiyaan kuch yoon umad rahin thi,

ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi,

subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana

thoda sharmate hue hume need se jagana,

wo pyaar bhara hath humare ballon main phirana,

muskurate hue kehna ki darling chai to pi lo,

jaldi se ready ho jao, aap ko office bhi hai jana.

gharwali bhagwan ka roop le kar aayi thi,

dil or dimag par poori tarah chai thi,

saans bhi lete thy to naam usi ka hota tha,

ik pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha.

5 saal baad……..

subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana,

table par rakh kar jor se chilana,

aaj office jao to munna ko

school chodte hue jana…………..

ek baar phir wohi awaaj ayi,

kya baat hai abhi tak chodi nahi charpai,

agar munna late ho gaya to dekh lena,

munna ki teachers ko phir khud hi sambhaal lena.

na jane gharwali kaisa roop le kar aayi thi,

dil aur dimaag par kali ghata chai thi,

sans bhi lete hai to uni ka khayal hota hai,

har samay jehan main ek hi sawal hota hai,

kya kabhi wo din lot ke ayenge,

hum ek bar phir kuwaaren ban payenge