Indian Team Spirit

Sehwag ki maa ko bulao,
Sachin ko Pepsi pilao,
Ganguly ko Chawanprash khilao,
Dhoni ke baalo mein Gel lagao,
Dravid ko castorl pilao

KAISE BHI INDIA KO JITAO



Irade hai nek, hosle hai buland,
kasam hai hindustan ki ,



phir wohi jalwa dikhaenge,
Murlitharan ki ball ko
stadium ke bahar pahuchayenge….



aaj ek ball aur khel lo ,
aaj ek bat aur pakad lo ,
aaj ek wicket aur le lo ,
aaj ek match aur jeet lo…



aaj bas aaj…



kya pata kal INDIA World Cup mein ho na ho……



let us all pray for India….

Poem For Newly Wedded Couple--Realastic

Dear Friends,
this is something for the Newly Wedded couples

abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha,

khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,

khushiyaan kuch yoon umad rahin thi,

ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi,

subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana

thoda sharmate hue hume need se jagana,

wo pyaar bhara hath humare ballon main phirana,

muskurate hue kehna ki darling chai to pi lo,

jaldi se ready ho jao, aap ko office bhi hai jana.

gharwali bhagwan ka roop le kar aayi thi,

dil or dimag par poori tarah chai thi,

saans bhi lete thy to naam usi ka hota tha,

ik pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha.

5 saal baad……..

subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana,

table par rakh kar jor se chilana,

aaj office jao to munna ko

school chodte hue jana…………..

ek baar phir wohi awaaj ayi,

kya baat hai abhi tak chodi nahi charpai,

agar munna late ho gaya to dekh lena,

munna ki teachers ko phir khud hi sambhaal lena.

na jane gharwali kaisa roop le kar aayi thi,

dil aur dimaag par kali ghata chai thi,

sans bhi lete hai to uni ka khayal hota hai,

har samay jehan main ek hi sawal hota hai,

kya kabhi wo din lot ke ayenge,

hum ek bar phir kuwaaren ban payenge

Enjoy Writing Scraps For Your Friends

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Fully Filmy :) :)

SHOLAY

Kitne bugs the, Sambha??

Chal Dhanno!!! Aaj Basanti ke appraisal ka sawaal hai!!

Hum angrezo ke zamane ke tester hain!!!

Ye software nahin, phasi ka phanda hain, developer… !!!

Jo jaldi gaya ..samjho mar gaya !!

Gabbar se keh do…..Ramgad walon ne software develop karna band kar diya

hai……… ……..

Release kab hai….kab hai release?? >

Yeh chutti hamein de de PM………. nay nay……..

Sambha, Kitna PM, PL rakkha hai re HR hamare upar ??

Door kisi cubicle mein jab developer bura code likhta hai toh PL kehta hai :

Bete code sudhar, nahi to tester aa jayega….

Aur tum 3….. Gabbar ka software hack kar ke aa gaye…….. ..

Tumhara designation kya hai, software engineer?

Testers se keh do….wo log 2 bugs karenge toh hum 4 fix karenge….. .

3 developer aur module 6………buhut nainsafi hai!!!

Sardar, maine aapka module develop kiya hai……..

Ab test kar……… …..

Ke, yoonke, dekhne wali baat toh yeh hai, mujhe increment kab milega

…….?

DEEWAR

Aaj tak maine tumse kucch nahi maanga…lekin aaj maangta hoon…….mujhe

us babe ke cubicle mein shift kara de………

Bug mil Gaya , bhaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii !!

PM to floor cleaning guy: Mere pas bangla hai, gaadi hai, paisa hai,

Laptop hai, Nokia blackberry hai, mera apna cabin hai, tumhare pass kya hai

……?

Cleaning guy: Mere pas time hai.

Abdul chacha, Yeh hai cubicle number 786……… ……… .

Pehle un logon ke dastakhat leke aao jinhenone mere haat pe ye likh diya :

Mera software bore hai!

Dawar sahab, main aaj bhi pheke hue pen drive nahi

uthata…… ……… ………

PM, tum mujhe conference room mein dhoond rahe ho aur mein tumhara yahan

cubicle mein intezar kar raha hoon……!

DON

Don on bench hai to kya hua……..fir bhi Don hai……… …

Don ko jungli software pasand hai….khatarnak aur bugs se bhara

hua……… ….

“tumne ise kyon mara, don ?

?Mujhe iske software ka GUI pasand nahi aaya ! “

“DSP sahab is bag ke andar itne CDs hai ki aapne puri zindagi mein nahi

dekhi hongi……. …..

Arre CEO… mujhe pehechano… ………

Don ka intazar tou 11 companies ke HR kar rahe hai…. par EK baat samaj lo

DON ko retain karna muskil hi nahi namumkin hai…..

Kisi bhi company ki diware itni majboot nahi jo DON ko retain kar sake….

DON ko woh company bilkul pasand nahi hai jo kaam karaye

AUR

Doosri jo paise kam de….

DON ko do type ki companies bilkul pasand nahin

EK jo Recruit karne main bhaut der kare

Aur Doosri wo jo Fauran (Immediate) Recruit kar le.

DON ke PM ki sabse badi galti ye hai… ki woh DON ka PM hai…!!!!!

Filmy Jokes

अक्षय कुमार की पत्नी मायके गई हुई थी. मौका अच्छा देखकर अक्षय अपनी पुरानी प्रेमिका को घर ले आये. नौकर ने उन्हें प्रेमिका के साथ देख लिया.
अक्षय ने नौकर को बुलाया और पचास रुपये देते हुए बोलेः यह लो पचास रुपए और मेमसाहब को मेरी प्रेमिका के बारे में कुछ भी न बताना.
नौकर बोलाः साहब, पचास रुपए तो कम हैं. मेमसाहब तो ऐसे काम के कम से कम सौ रुपए देती है.

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शाहरुख खान का बेटाः मम्मी घर में आई उस हीरोइन का नाम क्या डार्लिंग है.
शाहरुख की पत्नीः नहीं तो, वह तो जूही आंटी है.
बेटाः फिर जब आप किचन में थी तो डैडी उसे डार्लिंग क्यों कह रहे थे.

Enjoy Learning The Dance

When you dance with heart. You will feel the ultimate Joy.So Let's Dance

Live for Today
Plan for Tomarrow
Party tonight


and find more steps @ http://www.partydirectory.com/dance/

Line Dance:
Alley Cat

Toe Touches To The Side
1. Touch the right toe to the right side
2. Touch the right toe next to the LF
3. Touch the right toe to the right side
4. Step next to the LF with the RF
5. Touch the left toe to the left side
6. Touch the left toe next to the RF
7. Touch the left toe to the left side
8. Step next to the RF with the LF

Toe Touches To The Back

1. Touch the right toe to the right back corner
2. Touch the right toe next to the LF
3. Touch the right toe to the right back corner
4. Step next to the LF with the RF
5. Touch the left toe to the left back corner
6. Touch the left toe next to the RF
7. Touch the left toe to the left back corner
8. Step next to the RF with the LF

Raise The Knees

1. Raise the right knee
2. Touch the right toe next to the LF
3. Raise the right knee
4. Step next to the LF with the RF
5. Raise the left knee
6. Touch the left toe next to the RF
7. Raise the left knee
8. Step next to the RF with the LF

Raise The Knees And Turn

1. Raise the right knee
2. Step next to the LF with the RF
3. Raise the left knee
4. Step next to the RF with the LF
5. Clap the hands together
6. Hold
7. Turn to the right
8. Hold

Abbreviations:
RF Right Foot
LF Left Foot
Each number represents a beat of music

What an Adv...Enjoy...