My Favorite Heroes blogs

My Favorite Heroes blogs








1)Shahrukh Khan
2)one more SRK blog

Hello Friends,

This is my one of the memorable composition for college farewell party.

which reminds me of my old days


आज कॉलेज का आखरी दिन हैं
आज हम यहाँ हैं तो कल नहीं है
चार साल जो साथ मै जो गुजारे है हमने
वो यादे वो लम्हे साथ लिए चले जा रहे है

न भूलेंगे हम शास्त्री मैडम का CNS
बिच बिच मै थोड़े टेंशन वाले प्रक्टिकाल्स
और मैडम की isn't it कहके कण कण समजाने की कोशिश


न भूलेंगे हम जोंधाले मैडम का इ-कॉम
उनीवेर्सिटी का दोरा करके भी स्टूडेंट्स को important पैगाम
सिखा है बोहोत कुछ जब आया इ-शॉप को anjam
डाट खायी है तो भी भलाई के लिए ही बोले थे मैडम

न भूलेंगे हम हाश्मी सर का MWC
पॉइंट to पॉइंट पढ़ाया हर एक ट्रांसपेरेंसी
गर्व है हमे sms to सभी करते है पर हम to वो है
जिन्हें मालूम है टेक्नोलॉजी

न भूलेंगे हम OMD स्वप्निल सर का
एक्स्ट्रा लेक्टुरेस की भरमार और प्रैक्टिकल वेब-tech का
रग रग मै बसा है नालेज j2me का
जो हुआ सो हुआ अब वक्त है कुछ कर दिखने ka

आरे कैसे भूल सकते है हम BE(आईटी) की पार्टिया
एक साथ मिलके सबने मनाई है दिवालिया
छोड़ चले जा रहे है मन मन मै अपनी parchaiya
हे भगवन दुवा मांगती तुम्हे सबको देना प्रगति की uchaiya

Song: Bheege Bheege | Album: Clasically Mild

Musical Scraps From AudioMela.com

Once in Exam...When some one forgets answers

Text to speech for webpages

Enjoy reading not by eyes but just listening by ears..
at http://vozme.com/index.php?lang=en

Think like a wizard...

This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking.
Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.
Think like a wizard...

Q1.


man
------
board



Ans. = man overboard





Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.





Q2.


stand
-----
i



Ans. = I understand





OK...
Got the drift ?

Let's try a few now and see
how you fare ?





Q3.

/r/e/a/d/i/n/g/



Ans. = reading between the lines





Q4.


r
road
a
d



Ans. = cross road





Not having a good day now, are you ?
Redeem yourself.





Q5.

cycle
cycle
cycle



Ans. = tricycle





Not easy to figure out ha!





Q6.

0
---------
M.D.
Ph.D.



Ans. = two degrees below zero





C'mon give it a little thought! !





Q7.

knee
------------
light



Ans. = neon light
( knee - on - light )





U can prove u r smart by getting this one.





Q8.

ground
---------------
feet feet feet feet feet feet



Ans. = six feet underground





Oh no, not again ! !





Q9.

ecnalg



Ans. = backward glance





Not even close! !





Q10.

death ..... life



Ans. = life after death





Okay last chance...





Q11.


ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb...



Ans. = long time no 'C'
( see )


i got this tricky puzzle @http://www.desiboyzmasala.com/

some more
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!


See If You Can Figure Out What These Words Have In Common.......

Banana
Dresser
Grammar
Potato
Revive
Uneven
Voodoo





Answer:


In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter, place it at the end of the word, and then spell the word backwards, it will be the same word.
Did you figure it out?

Ø Special offer……..Bring a chit on exam day, scratch and show it to your nearest teacher and win free trip to Principal’s office and enjoy 3 years vacation at home.
Hurry offer valid until exams only….

Ø It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write our exam once (excluding supplementary). Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees.
Say NO to EXAMS

Ø Student’s declaration at the end of answer paper. Reminds me of Disclaimer Notices!
“I hereby declare that answers written above r true 2d best of mine & my friend’s knowledge & I claim no responsibility whatsoever 4any mistakes. Whatever I have written is truly fictitious & any resemblance with the Subject Matter is purely Coincidental.”

And some more jokes @ Jokes Laughter All the Way

Indian Team Spirit

Sehwag ki maa ko bulao,
Sachin ko Pepsi pilao,
Ganguly ko Chawanprash khilao,
Dhoni ke baalo mein Gel lagao,
Dravid ko castorl pilao

KAISE BHI INDIA KO JITAO



Irade hai nek, hosle hai buland,
kasam hai hindustan ki ,



phir wohi jalwa dikhaenge,
Murlitharan ki ball ko
stadium ke bahar pahuchayenge….



aaj ek ball aur khel lo ,
aaj ek bat aur pakad lo ,
aaj ek wicket aur le lo ,
aaj ek match aur jeet lo…



aaj bas aaj…



kya pata kal INDIA World Cup mein ho na ho……



let us all pray for India….

Poem For Newly Wedded Couple--Realastic

Dear Friends,
this is something for the Newly Wedded couples

abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha,

khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,

khushiyaan kuch yoon umad rahin thi,

ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi,

subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana

thoda sharmate hue hume need se jagana,

wo pyaar bhara hath humare ballon main phirana,

muskurate hue kehna ki darling chai to pi lo,

jaldi se ready ho jao, aap ko office bhi hai jana.

gharwali bhagwan ka roop le kar aayi thi,

dil or dimag par poori tarah chai thi,

saans bhi lete thy to naam usi ka hota tha,

ik pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha.

5 saal baad……..

subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana,

table par rakh kar jor se chilana,

aaj office jao to munna ko

school chodte hue jana…………..

ek baar phir wohi awaaj ayi,

kya baat hai abhi tak chodi nahi charpai,

agar munna late ho gaya to dekh lena,

munna ki teachers ko phir khud hi sambhaal lena.

na jane gharwali kaisa roop le kar aayi thi,

dil aur dimaag par kali ghata chai thi,

sans bhi lete hai to uni ka khayal hota hai,

har samay jehan main ek hi sawal hota hai,

kya kabhi wo din lot ke ayenge,

hum ek bar phir kuwaaren ban payenge

Enjoy Writing Scraps For Your Friends

Desi Humor Orkut Scraps @ ScrapsLive.com

Fully Filmy :) :)

SHOLAY

Kitne bugs the, Sambha??

Chal Dhanno!!! Aaj Basanti ke appraisal ka sawaal hai!!

Hum angrezo ke zamane ke tester hain!!!

Ye software nahin, phasi ka phanda hain, developer… !!!

Jo jaldi gaya ..samjho mar gaya !!

Gabbar se keh do…..Ramgad walon ne software develop karna band kar diya

hai……… ……..

Release kab hai….kab hai release?? >

Yeh chutti hamein de de PM………. nay nay……..

Sambha, Kitna PM, PL rakkha hai re HR hamare upar ??

Door kisi cubicle mein jab developer bura code likhta hai toh PL kehta hai :

Bete code sudhar, nahi to tester aa jayega….

Aur tum 3….. Gabbar ka software hack kar ke aa gaye…….. ..

Tumhara designation kya hai, software engineer?

Testers se keh do….wo log 2 bugs karenge toh hum 4 fix karenge….. .

3 developer aur module 6………buhut nainsafi hai!!!

Sardar, maine aapka module develop kiya hai……..

Ab test kar……… …..

Ke, yoonke, dekhne wali baat toh yeh hai, mujhe increment kab milega

…….?

DEEWAR

Aaj tak maine tumse kucch nahi maanga…lekin aaj maangta hoon…….mujhe

us babe ke cubicle mein shift kara de………

Bug mil Gaya , bhaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii !!

PM to floor cleaning guy: Mere pas bangla hai, gaadi hai, paisa hai,

Laptop hai, Nokia blackberry hai, mera apna cabin hai, tumhare pass kya hai

……?

Cleaning guy: Mere pas time hai.

Abdul chacha, Yeh hai cubicle number 786……… ……… .

Pehle un logon ke dastakhat leke aao jinhenone mere haat pe ye likh diya :

Mera software bore hai!

Dawar sahab, main aaj bhi pheke hue pen drive nahi

uthata…… ……… ………

PM, tum mujhe conference room mein dhoond rahe ho aur mein tumhara yahan

cubicle mein intezar kar raha hoon……!

DON

Don on bench hai to kya hua……..fir bhi Don hai……… …

Don ko jungli software pasand hai….khatarnak aur bugs se bhara

hua……… ….

“tumne ise kyon mara, don ?

?Mujhe iske software ka GUI pasand nahi aaya ! “

“DSP sahab is bag ke andar itne CDs hai ki aapne puri zindagi mein nahi

dekhi hongi……. …..

Arre CEO… mujhe pehechano… ………

Don ka intazar tou 11 companies ke HR kar rahe hai…. par EK baat samaj lo

DON ko retain karna muskil hi nahi namumkin hai…..

Kisi bhi company ki diware itni majboot nahi jo DON ko retain kar sake….

DON ko woh company bilkul pasand nahi hai jo kaam karaye

AUR

Doosri jo paise kam de….

DON ko do type ki companies bilkul pasand nahin

EK jo Recruit karne main bhaut der kare

Aur Doosri wo jo Fauran (Immediate) Recruit kar le.

DON ke PM ki sabse badi galti ye hai… ki woh DON ka PM hai…!!!!!

Filmy Jokes

अक्षय कुमार की पत्नी मायके गई हुई थी. मौका अच्छा देखकर अक्षय अपनी पुरानी प्रेमिका को घर ले आये. नौकर ने उन्हें प्रेमिका के साथ देख लिया.
अक्षय ने नौकर को बुलाया और पचास रुपये देते हुए बोलेः यह लो पचास रुपए और मेमसाहब को मेरी प्रेमिका के बारे में कुछ भी न बताना.
नौकर बोलाः साहब, पचास रुपए तो कम हैं. मेमसाहब तो ऐसे काम के कम से कम सौ रुपए देती है.

******

शाहरुख खान का बेटाः मम्मी घर में आई उस हीरोइन का नाम क्या डार्लिंग है.
शाहरुख की पत्नीः नहीं तो, वह तो जूही आंटी है.
बेटाः फिर जब आप किचन में थी तो डैडी उसे डार्लिंग क्यों कह रहे थे.

Enjoy Learning The Dance

When you dance with heart. You will feel the ultimate Joy.So Let's Dance

Live for Today
Plan for Tomarrow
Party tonight


and find more steps @ http://www.partydirectory.com/dance/

Line Dance:
Alley Cat

Toe Touches To The Side
1. Touch the right toe to the right side
2. Touch the right toe next to the LF
3. Touch the right toe to the right side
4. Step next to the LF with the RF
5. Touch the left toe to the left side
6. Touch the left toe next to the RF
7. Touch the left toe to the left side
8. Step next to the RF with the LF

Toe Touches To The Back

1. Touch the right toe to the right back corner
2. Touch the right toe next to the LF
3. Touch the right toe to the right back corner
4. Step next to the LF with the RF
5. Touch the left toe to the left back corner
6. Touch the left toe next to the RF
7. Touch the left toe to the left back corner
8. Step next to the RF with the LF

Raise The Knees

1. Raise the right knee
2. Touch the right toe next to the LF
3. Raise the right knee
4. Step next to the LF with the RF
5. Raise the left knee
6. Touch the left toe next to the RF
7. Raise the left knee
8. Step next to the RF with the LF

Raise The Knees And Turn

1. Raise the right knee
2. Step next to the LF with the RF
3. Raise the left knee
4. Step next to the RF with the LF
5. Clap the hands together
6. Hold
7. Turn to the right
8. Hold

Abbreviations:
RF Right Foot
LF Left Foot
Each number represents a beat of music

What an Adv...Enjoy...

Once in a Exam...When someone forgets answers

Comedy Kings In 'The Great Indian Laughter Challenge IV'

Girls profiles taken from shaadi.com and some more..

1)
Ultimate…. ……… ….I bet u can’t stop laughing.

These are Girls profiles taken from shaadi . com These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and
spelling errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!

Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail…
__________________

Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my
home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalore.. if u like me u welcome to my heart…
when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident or
send u letter..
Thanks
yours Regards Sowmya
__________________

I want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
(Wut Homework?)
__________________

I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a
first step of love. I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i.
Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ……..hold my hand forever !!!
(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)
__________________

I am simple girl. I have lot of problemin my life because of my lucknow i am looking one boy he care me
and love me lot lot lot
(I don’t know why but this is one of my favorites)
__________________

I want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast
(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell…)
__________________

HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY
,THEY ARE
1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION
3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY
TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing {laughing})
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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he would be called the man of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)
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I love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate
ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of “ok”. The person is suffering from “Ok-syndrome”)
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I am pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father & mother sister completely married
(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married ‘completely’ ?)
__________________

my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(height of desperation! J )
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iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(No comments)
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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily. i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good’.
i expect the good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted …
(but credit cards not accepted..?? ?)
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I am Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social service.
(Zebra..???)
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2)
Don’t marry software girl

Never marry a Testing girl since she always doubts U.
Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.
Never marry a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.
Never marry a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.
Never marry a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.
Never marry a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.
Never marry a UNIX girl, she always dump u with a core.
Never marry a PASCAL girl, she always scolds u as rascal.
Never marry a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.
Never marry a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles.

Better marry a girl NOT belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY

MARRY A GIRL FROM A “HARD”WARE FAMILY, THEN………


and.........

some more jokes on http://worldoftimepass.com/general/dont-marry-software-girl/

Software Shayri by Software Majanu..

Hello All,

I got this Interesting shayari while surfing..
I Enjoyed..Very Nice one..

Software Shayri

Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho Ash,
Phir bhi tumhe dekh kar mera, system hota hai crash

Jo Sadiyaon se hota aaya hai woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga...

Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain aur lonely hain...
Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain...

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye

Tumhare samne hain itney items kabhi hame bhi pick karo...
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...

Roz subha hum karte hai itne pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain jaise 0 ERRORS but 5
>>>>WARNINGS...

Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!