My Favorite Heroes blogs

My Favorite Heroes blogs








1)Shahrukh Khan
2)one more SRK blog

Hello Friends,

This is my one of the memorable composition for college farewell party.

which reminds me of my old days


आज कॉलेज का आखरी दिन हैं
आज हम यहाँ हैं तो कल नहीं है
चार साल जो साथ मै जो गुजारे है हमने
वो यादे वो लम्हे साथ लिए चले जा रहे है

न भूलेंगे हम शास्त्री मैडम का CNS
बिच बिच मै थोड़े टेंशन वाले प्रक्टिकाल्स
और मैडम की isn't it कहके कण कण समजाने की कोशिश


न भूलेंगे हम जोंधाले मैडम का इ-कॉम
उनीवेर्सिटी का दोरा करके भी स्टूडेंट्स को important पैगाम
सिखा है बोहोत कुछ जब आया इ-शॉप को anjam
डाट खायी है तो भी भलाई के लिए ही बोले थे मैडम

न भूलेंगे हम हाश्मी सर का MWC
पॉइंट to पॉइंट पढ़ाया हर एक ट्रांसपेरेंसी
गर्व है हमे sms to सभी करते है पर हम to वो है
जिन्हें मालूम है टेक्नोलॉजी

न भूलेंगे हम OMD स्वप्निल सर का
एक्स्ट्रा लेक्टुरेस की भरमार और प्रैक्टिकल वेब-tech का
रग रग मै बसा है नालेज j2me का
जो हुआ सो हुआ अब वक्त है कुछ कर दिखने ka

आरे कैसे भूल सकते है हम BE(आईटी) की पार्टिया
एक साथ मिलके सबने मनाई है दिवालिया
छोड़ चले जा रहे है मन मन मै अपनी parchaiya
हे भगवन दुवा मांगती तुम्हे सबको देना प्रगति की uchaiya

Song: Bheege Bheege | Album: Clasically Mild

Musical Scraps From AudioMela.com

Once in Exam...When some one forgets answers

Text to speech for webpages

Enjoy reading not by eyes but just listening by ears..
at http://vozme.com/index.php?lang=en

Think like a wizard...

This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking.
Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.
Think like a wizard...

Q1.


man
------
board



Ans. = man overboard





Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.





Q2.


stand
-----
i



Ans. = I understand





OK...
Got the drift ?

Let's try a few now and see
how you fare ?





Q3.

/r/e/a/d/i/n/g/



Ans. = reading between the lines





Q4.


r
road
a
d



Ans. = cross road





Not having a good day now, are you ?
Redeem yourself.





Q5.

cycle
cycle
cycle



Ans. = tricycle





Not easy to figure out ha!





Q6.

0
---------
M.D.
Ph.D.



Ans. = two degrees below zero





C'mon give it a little thought! !





Q7.

knee
------------
light



Ans. = neon light
( knee - on - light )





U can prove u r smart by getting this one.





Q8.

ground
---------------
feet feet feet feet feet feet



Ans. = six feet underground





Oh no, not again ! !





Q9.

ecnalg



Ans. = backward glance





Not even close! !





Q10.

death ..... life



Ans. = life after death





Okay last chance...





Q11.


ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb...



Ans. = long time no 'C'
( see )


i got this tricky puzzle @http://www.desiboyzmasala.com/

some more
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!


See If You Can Figure Out What These Words Have In Common.......

Banana
Dresser
Grammar
Potato
Revive
Uneven
Voodoo





Answer:


In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter, place it at the end of the word, and then spell the word backwards, it will be the same word.
Did you figure it out?

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Ø Student’s declaration at the end of answer paper. Reminds me of Disclaimer Notices!
“I hereby declare that answers written above r true 2d best of mine & my friend’s knowledge & I claim no responsibility whatsoever 4any mistakes. Whatever I have written is truly fictitious & any resemblance with the Subject Matter is purely Coincidental.”

And some more jokes @ Jokes Laughter All the Way