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Saturday, August 15, 2009
Saturday, July 18, 2009
Think like a wizard...
This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking.
Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.
Think like a wizard...
Q1.
man
------
board
Ans. = man overboard
Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.
Q2.
stand
-----
i
Ans. = I understand
OK...
Got the drift ?
Let's try a few now and see
how you fare ?
Q3.
/r/e/a/d/i/n/g/
Ans. = reading between the lines
Q4.
r
road
a
d
Ans. = cross road
Not having a good day now, are you ?
Redeem yourself.
Q5.
cycle
cycle
cycle
Ans. = tricycle
Not easy to figure out ha!
Q6.
0
---------
M.D.
Ph.D.
Ans. = two degrees below zero
C'mon give it a little thought! !
Q7.
knee
------------
light
Ans. = neon light
( knee - on - light )
U can prove u r smart by getting this one.
Q8.
ground
---------------
feet feet feet feet feet feet
Ans. = six feet underground
Oh no, not again ! !
Q9.
ecnalg
Ans. = backward glance
Not even close! !
Q10.
death ..... life
Ans. = life after death
Okay last chance...
Q11.
ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb...
Ans. = long time no 'C'
( see )
i got this tricky puzzle @http://www.desiboyzmasala.com/
some more
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!
See If You Can Figure Out What These Words Have In Common.......
Banana
Dresser
Grammar
Potato
Revive
Uneven
Voodoo
Answer:
In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter, place it at the end of the word, and then spell the word backwards, it will be the same word.
Did you figure it out?
Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.
Think like a wizard...
Q1.
man
------
board
Ans. = man overboard
Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.
Q2.
stand
-----
i
Ans. = I understand
OK...
Got the drift ?
Let's try a few now and see
how you fare ?
Q3.
/r/e/a/d/i/n/g/
Ans. = reading between the lines
Q4.
r
road
a
d
Ans. = cross road
Not having a good day now, are you ?
Redeem yourself.
Q5.
cycle
cycle
cycle
Ans. = tricycle
Not easy to figure out ha!
Q6.
0
---------
M.D.
Ph.D.
Ans. = two degrees below zero
C'mon give it a little thought! !
Q7.
knee
------------
light
Ans. = neon light
( knee - on - light )
U can prove u r smart by getting this one.
Q8.
ground
---------------
feet feet feet feet feet feet
Ans. = six feet underground
Oh no, not again ! !
Q9.
ecnalg
Ans. = backward glance
Not even close! !
Q10.
death ..... life
Ans. = life after death
Okay last chance...
Q11.
ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb...
Ans. = long time no 'C'
( see )
i got this tricky puzzle @http://www.desiboyzmasala.com/
some more
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!
See If You Can Figure Out What These Words Have In Common.......
Banana
Dresser
Grammar
Potato
Revive
Uneven
Voodoo
Answer:
In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter, place it at the end of the word, and then spell the word backwards, it will be the same word.
Did you figure it out?
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Ø Special offer……..Bring a chit on exam day, scratch and show it to your nearest teacher and win free trip to Principal’s office and enjoy 3 years vacation at home.
Hurry offer valid until exams only….
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Say NO to EXAMS
Ø Student’s declaration at the end of answer paper. Reminds me of Disclaimer Notices!
“I hereby declare that answers written above r true 2d best of mine & my friend’s knowledge & I claim no responsibility whatsoever 4any mistakes. Whatever I have written is truly fictitious & any resemblance with the Subject Matter is purely Coincidental.”
And some more jokes @ Jokes Laughter All the Way
Hurry offer valid until exams only….
Ø It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write our exam once (excluding supplementary). Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees.
Say NO to EXAMS
Ø Student’s declaration at the end of answer paper. Reminds me of Disclaimer Notices!
“I hereby declare that answers written above r true 2d best of mine & my friend’s knowledge & I claim no responsibility whatsoever 4any mistakes. Whatever I have written is truly fictitious & any resemblance with the Subject Matter is purely Coincidental.”
And some more jokes @ Jokes Laughter All the Way
Indian Team Spirit
Sehwag ki maa ko bulao,
Sachin ko Pepsi pilao,
Ganguly ko Chawanprash khilao,
Dhoni ke baalo mein Gel lagao,
Dravid ko castorl pilao
KAISE BHI INDIA KO JITAO
Irade hai nek, hosle hai buland,
kasam hai hindustan ki ,
phir wohi jalwa dikhaenge,
Murlitharan ki ball ko
stadium ke bahar pahuchayenge….
aaj ek ball aur khel lo ,
aaj ek bat aur pakad lo ,
aaj ek wicket aur le lo ,
aaj ek match aur jeet lo…
aaj bas aaj…
kya pata kal INDIA World Cup mein ho na ho……
let us all pray for India….
Sachin ko Pepsi pilao,
Ganguly ko Chawanprash khilao,
Dhoni ke baalo mein Gel lagao,
Dravid ko castorl pilao
KAISE BHI INDIA KO JITAO
Irade hai nek, hosle hai buland,
kasam hai hindustan ki ,
phir wohi jalwa dikhaenge,
Murlitharan ki ball ko
stadium ke bahar pahuchayenge….
aaj ek ball aur khel lo ,
aaj ek bat aur pakad lo ,
aaj ek wicket aur le lo ,
aaj ek match aur jeet lo…
aaj bas aaj…
kya pata kal INDIA World Cup mein ho na ho……
let us all pray for India….
Poem For Newly Wedded Couple--Realastic
Dear Friends,
this is something for the Newly Wedded couples
abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha,
khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,
khushiyaan kuch yoon umad rahin thi,
ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi,
subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana
thoda sharmate hue hume need se jagana,
wo pyaar bhara hath humare ballon main phirana,
muskurate hue kehna ki darling chai to pi lo,
jaldi se ready ho jao, aap ko office bhi hai jana.
gharwali bhagwan ka roop le kar aayi thi,
dil or dimag par poori tarah chai thi,
saans bhi lete thy to naam usi ka hota tha,
ik pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha.
5 saal baad……..
subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana,
table par rakh kar jor se chilana,
aaj office jao to munna ko
school chodte hue jana…………..
ek baar phir wohi awaaj ayi,
kya baat hai abhi tak chodi nahi charpai,
agar munna late ho gaya to dekh lena,
munna ki teachers ko phir khud hi sambhaal lena.
na jane gharwali kaisa roop le kar aayi thi,
dil aur dimaag par kali ghata chai thi,
sans bhi lete hai to uni ka khayal hota hai,
har samay jehan main ek hi sawal hota hai,
kya kabhi wo din lot ke ayenge,
hum ek bar phir kuwaaren ban payenge
this is something for the Newly Wedded couples
abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha,
khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,
khushiyaan kuch yoon umad rahin thi,
ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi,
subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana
thoda sharmate hue hume need se jagana,
wo pyaar bhara hath humare ballon main phirana,
muskurate hue kehna ki darling chai to pi lo,
jaldi se ready ho jao, aap ko office bhi hai jana.
gharwali bhagwan ka roop le kar aayi thi,
dil or dimag par poori tarah chai thi,
saans bhi lete thy to naam usi ka hota tha,
ik pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha.
5 saal baad……..
subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana,
table par rakh kar jor se chilana,
aaj office jao to munna ko
school chodte hue jana…………..
ek baar phir wohi awaaj ayi,
kya baat hai abhi tak chodi nahi charpai,
agar munna late ho gaya to dekh lena,
munna ki teachers ko phir khud hi sambhaal lena.
na jane gharwali kaisa roop le kar aayi thi,
dil aur dimaag par kali ghata chai thi,
sans bhi lete hai to uni ka khayal hota hai,
har samay jehan main ek hi sawal hota hai,
kya kabhi wo din lot ke ayenge,
hum ek bar phir kuwaaren ban payenge
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Sunday, April 5, 2009
Fully Filmy :) :)
SHOLAY
Kitne bugs the, Sambha??
Chal Dhanno!!! Aaj Basanti ke appraisal ka sawaal hai!!
Hum angrezo ke zamane ke tester hain!!!
Ye software nahin, phasi ka phanda hain, developer… !!!
Jo jaldi gaya ..samjho mar gaya !!
Gabbar se keh do…..Ramgad walon ne software develop karna band kar diya
hai……… ……..
Release kab hai….kab hai release?? >
Yeh chutti hamein de de PM………. nay nay……..
Sambha, Kitna PM, PL rakkha hai re HR hamare upar ??
Door kisi cubicle mein jab developer bura code likhta hai toh PL kehta hai :
Bete code sudhar, nahi to tester aa jayega….
Aur tum 3….. Gabbar ka software hack kar ke aa gaye…….. ..
Tumhara designation kya hai, software engineer?
Testers se keh do….wo log 2 bugs karenge toh hum 4 fix karenge….. .
3 developer aur module 6………buhut nainsafi hai!!!
Sardar, maine aapka module develop kiya hai……..
Ab test kar……… …..
Ke, yoonke, dekhne wali baat toh yeh hai, mujhe increment kab milega
…….?
DEEWAR
Aaj tak maine tumse kucch nahi maanga…lekin aaj maangta hoon…….mujhe
us babe ke cubicle mein shift kara de………
Bug mil Gaya , bhaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii !!
PM to floor cleaning guy: Mere pas bangla hai, gaadi hai, paisa hai,
Laptop hai, Nokia blackberry hai, mera apna cabin hai, tumhare pass kya hai
……?
Cleaning guy: Mere pas time hai.
Abdul chacha, Yeh hai cubicle number 786……… ……… .
Pehle un logon ke dastakhat leke aao jinhenone mere haat pe ye likh diya :
Mera software bore hai!
Dawar sahab, main aaj bhi pheke hue pen drive nahi
uthata…… ……… ………
PM, tum mujhe conference room mein dhoond rahe ho aur mein tumhara yahan
cubicle mein intezar kar raha hoon……!
DON
Don on bench hai to kya hua……..fir bhi Don hai……… …
Don ko jungli software pasand hai….khatarnak aur bugs se bhara
hua……… ….
“tumne ise kyon mara, don ?
?Mujhe iske software ka GUI pasand nahi aaya ! “
“DSP sahab is bag ke andar itne CDs hai ki aapne puri zindagi mein nahi
dekhi hongi……. …..
Arre CEO… mujhe pehechano… ………
Don ka intazar tou 11 companies ke HR kar rahe hai…. par EK baat samaj lo
DON ko retain karna muskil hi nahi namumkin hai…..
Kisi bhi company ki diware itni majboot nahi jo DON ko retain kar sake….
DON ko woh company bilkul pasand nahi hai jo kaam karaye
AUR
Doosri jo paise kam de….
DON ko do type ki companies bilkul pasand nahin
EK jo Recruit karne main bhaut der kare
Aur Doosri wo jo Fauran (Immediate) Recruit kar le.
DON ke PM ki sabse badi galti ye hai… ki woh DON ka PM hai…!!!!!
Kitne bugs the, Sambha??
Chal Dhanno!!! Aaj Basanti ke appraisal ka sawaal hai!!
Hum angrezo ke zamane ke tester hain!!!
Ye software nahin, phasi ka phanda hain, developer… !!!
Jo jaldi gaya ..samjho mar gaya !!
Gabbar se keh do…..Ramgad walon ne software develop karna band kar diya
hai……… ……..
Release kab hai….kab hai release?? >
Yeh chutti hamein de de PM………. nay nay……..
Sambha, Kitna PM, PL rakkha hai re HR hamare upar ??
Door kisi cubicle mein jab developer bura code likhta hai toh PL kehta hai :
Bete code sudhar, nahi to tester aa jayega….
Aur tum 3….. Gabbar ka software hack kar ke aa gaye…….. ..
Tumhara designation kya hai, software engineer?
Testers se keh do….wo log 2 bugs karenge toh hum 4 fix karenge….. .
3 developer aur module 6………buhut nainsafi hai!!!
Sardar, maine aapka module develop kiya hai……..
Ab test kar……… …..
Ke, yoonke, dekhne wali baat toh yeh hai, mujhe increment kab milega
…….?
DEEWAR
Aaj tak maine tumse kucch nahi maanga…lekin aaj maangta hoon…….mujhe
us babe ke cubicle mein shift kara de………
Bug mil Gaya , bhaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii !!
PM to floor cleaning guy: Mere pas bangla hai, gaadi hai, paisa hai,
Laptop hai, Nokia blackberry hai, mera apna cabin hai, tumhare pass kya hai
……?
Cleaning guy: Mere pas time hai.
Abdul chacha, Yeh hai cubicle number 786……… ……… .
Pehle un logon ke dastakhat leke aao jinhenone mere haat pe ye likh diya :
Mera software bore hai!
Dawar sahab, main aaj bhi pheke hue pen drive nahi
uthata…… ……… ………
PM, tum mujhe conference room mein dhoond rahe ho aur mein tumhara yahan
cubicle mein intezar kar raha hoon……!
DON
Don on bench hai to kya hua……..fir bhi Don hai……… …
Don ko jungli software pasand hai….khatarnak aur bugs se bhara
hua……… ….
“tumne ise kyon mara, don ?
?Mujhe iske software ka GUI pasand nahi aaya ! “
“DSP sahab is bag ke andar itne CDs hai ki aapne puri zindagi mein nahi
dekhi hongi……. …..
Arre CEO… mujhe pehechano… ………
Don ka intazar tou 11 companies ke HR kar rahe hai…. par EK baat samaj lo
DON ko retain karna muskil hi nahi namumkin hai…..
Kisi bhi company ki diware itni majboot nahi jo DON ko retain kar sake….
DON ko woh company bilkul pasand nahi hai jo kaam karaye
AUR
Doosri jo paise kam de….
DON ko do type ki companies bilkul pasand nahin
EK jo Recruit karne main bhaut der kare
Aur Doosri wo jo Fauran (Immediate) Recruit kar le.
DON ke PM ki sabse badi galti ye hai… ki woh DON ka PM hai…!!!!!
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