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Think like a wizard...

This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking.
Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.
Think like a wizard...

Q1.


man
------
board



Ans. = man overboard





Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.





Q2.


stand
-----
i



Ans. = I understand





OK...
Got the drift ?

Let's try a few now and see
how you fare ?





Q3.

/r/e/a/d/i/n/g/



Ans. = reading between the lines





Q4.


r
road
a
d



Ans. = cross road





Not having a good day now, are you ?
Redeem yourself.





Q5.

cycle
cycle
cycle



Ans. = tricycle





Not easy to figure out ha!





Q6.

0
---------
M.D.
Ph.D.



Ans. = two degrees below zero





C'mon give it a little thought! !





Q7.

knee
------------
light



Ans. = neon light
( knee - on - light )





U can prove u r smart by getting this one.





Q8.

ground
---------------
feet feet feet feet feet feet



Ans. = six feet underground





Oh no, not again ! !





Q9.

ecnalg



Ans. = backward glance





Not even close! !





Q10.

death ..... life



Ans. = life after death





Okay last chance...





Q11.


ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb...



Ans. = long time no 'C'
( see )


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See If You Can Figure Out What These Words Have In Common.......

Banana
Dresser
Grammar
Potato
Revive
Uneven
Voodoo





Answer:


In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter, place it at the end of the word, and then spell the word backwards, it will be the same word.
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Sehwag ki maa ko bulao,
Sachin ko Pepsi pilao,
Ganguly ko Chawanprash khilao,
Dhoni ke baalo mein Gel lagao,
Dravid ko castorl pilao

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kasam hai hindustan ki ,



phir wohi jalwa dikhaenge,
Murlitharan ki ball ko
stadium ke bahar pahuchayenge….



aaj ek ball aur khel lo ,
aaj ek bat aur pakad lo ,
aaj ek wicket aur le lo ,
aaj ek match aur jeet lo…



aaj bas aaj…



kya pata kal INDIA World Cup mein ho na ho……



let us all pray for India….

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Dear Friends,
this is something for the Newly Wedded couples

abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha,

khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,

khushiyaan kuch yoon umad rahin thi,

ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi,

subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana

thoda sharmate hue hume need se jagana,

wo pyaar bhara hath humare ballon main phirana,

muskurate hue kehna ki darling chai to pi lo,

jaldi se ready ho jao, aap ko office bhi hai jana.

gharwali bhagwan ka roop le kar aayi thi,

dil or dimag par poori tarah chai thi,

saans bhi lete thy to naam usi ka hota tha,

ik pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha.

5 saal baad……..

subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana,

table par rakh kar jor se chilana,

aaj office jao to munna ko

school chodte hue jana…………..

ek baar phir wohi awaaj ayi,

kya baat hai abhi tak chodi nahi charpai,

agar munna late ho gaya to dekh lena,

munna ki teachers ko phir khud hi sambhaal lena.

na jane gharwali kaisa roop le kar aayi thi,

dil aur dimaag par kali ghata chai thi,

sans bhi lete hai to uni ka khayal hota hai,

har samay jehan main ek hi sawal hota hai,

kya kabhi wo din lot ke ayenge,

hum ek bar phir kuwaaren ban payenge

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